You Want What?

Sex and the City is quite a scandalous show. I have only seen the edited version in the states, so it was quite the surprise when Madre, Cedric and I watched it at lunch yesterday. There we were, eating our salad and pork chops when the fire crotch started getting busy in the taxi. I immediately started nervous laughing, and then the woman started making noises!!! Kill me now. Madre and I are both dying laughing, and Cedric is acting like he has no idea any of this is going on. Well after what seemed like a century that scene is over. Thank god, back to lunch...WRONG! Fire crotch is being a little hoe on this episode and there is yet another sex scene. Neither I nor Madre can take it anymore, and we are both scrambling for the remote. Keep in mind, this is day time TV over here! :-)

You know when your hair gets uncomfortably long? You could really go without a cut for a few weeks, but it just doesn't look very good? Well, I reached that point today. It is pretty scary to go to a stylist without speaking the lingo. "I want a two guard on the sides with a trim in the top, but please blend it and thin it." Yeah, how the hell do you say that in Spanish? Maria, one of madre's daughters told me that "take a little off the top" was "los puntos"...of course I'm panicking because that word makes me nervous. It is too close to "puta" for my liking. So I'm walking that way, I get all the way to the point where the lady has me in the chair and she asks me how I want it. I'll be damned if I didn't say "Solomente las putas". She looked shocked, but who could blame her...I just say I'll I wanted were the bitches. Ok, so that was awkward, but it ended with a decent haircut! 

My haircut place!